The Plague of Wombat Fights

I have sincere doubts that this tale of a man arrested for running a failed womabat-fighting ring is true, but it's worth relating just for the quote:

The bastard who sold them to me said they were vicious killers," said Kensington. "I paid $300 bucks for a pair of eucalyptus-leaf eating retards who just stare at each other with a dull glare."

Tip o' the hat to Fark.com.