Wipe Out

Sheryl Crow on Saving the Planet:

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

And the case against Ms. Crow's appointment as environment minister (or toilet attendant, for that matter) is proven.