Another Nail

Officers of West Mercia Constabulary are abandoning the traditional white shirt and tie in favour of a tee shirt of the sort of material and cut that one associates less with law enforcement than those aggravating cyclists who have all the road sense of a spavined duck.

On reflection, this is probably a good move. I for one will think twice about committing a crime West Mercia's stomping ground of Herefordshire, Shropshire, Telford & Wrekin and Worcestershire. The thought of being arrested by someone in such a clown suit is too embarrassing to contemplate