Dietary Dhimmitude

Oh, yeah. Violate my rights, baby!

Canada stands firm as a custard according to the Toronto Sun:

A Muslim inmate has won $2,000 and a partial human rights victory over a Correctional Service of Canada policy not to replace bacon with a halal diet for Islam-worshiping cons.

If this is a "human rights" violation, then Hot Pockets are a crime against humanity.