A Darwin Moment

Lord Summerisle was unavailable for comment.

A profile of a woman who took environmentalism to its logical extreme by having an abortion and sterlising herself because of a revelation she had at the age of fifteen:

I realised then that a baby would pollute the planet - and that never having a child was the most environmentally friendly thing I could do.

On the bright side, this sort of eco-dottiness is quickly self-correcting, since for all her self-righteous posturing all she's doing is surrendering the world to someone else's children.