Friday, September 12, 2008

Loose Lips

From CNN (emphasis added):
The dramatic drop in violence in Iraq is due in large part to a secret program the U.S. military has used to kill terrorists, according to a new book by Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Bob Woodward. Bob Woodward's book, "The War Within: Secret White House History 2006-2008," came out Monday. The program -- which Woodward compares to the World War II era Manhattan Project that developed the atomic bomb -- must remain secret for now or it would "get people killed," Woodward said Monday on CNN's Larry King Live.
Nice to see you're keeping it under your hat then, Bob!

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Monday, August 25, 2008

Hug a Jihadist

The BBC's Lyse Doucet criticises news coverage of the Afghanistan campaign, saying that it overlooks "the humanity of the Taliban".

"The humanity of the Taliban"? I had to read that at least three times to make sure I hadn't misunderstood. No doubt that is true in the same way that Khmer Rouge's good points were misunderstood as well, but being totalitarian murderers bent on conquest, enslavement, and genocide will do that for you.

How this remarkably silly woman manages to navigate through life without the smallest fraction of common sense or moral judgment is beyond me.

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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Bias? What Bias?

BBC headline:
UK troops kill Afghan civilians
Translation:
Suspects shot trying to run checkpoint

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Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Abu Obaida al-Masri RIP

Abu Obaida al-Masri, Al Qaeda's senior planner in Afghanistan is dead. To sum up:

RESULT!

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Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Lance Corporal Matt Croucher

You'll find this man's face in the dictionary next to "hero".

And "lucky".

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Friday, March 14, 2008

Ken Adams, Call your Service

A proper lair.

The Al Qaeda figure who prepared Tora Bora and helped Bin Laden flee Coalition forces has been transfered to Guantanamo Bay.

Good thing, too. I've always said that his under-use of chrome and lack of rocket-sled escape pods in Bin Laden's number one lair let down Bond Villains everywhere.

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Friday, February 29, 2008

Prince Harry Vs the Taleban

After the press blackout was breached by a foreign journalist, the MOD announces that Prince Harry has been serving on the front lines in Afghanistan for the past ten weeks.

Good for you, your highness. It's what a (potential) heir to the throne is supposed to do.

Update: Unfortunately, Prince Harry has now been moved because of the leak for fear that he'll live up to his nickname of "bullet magnet".

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Friday, February 01, 2008

RESULT!

Senior Al Qaeda leader in Afghanistan, Abu Laith al-Libi has been reported killed in Afghanistan.

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Friday, January 25, 2008

Oopsy Daisy

A suicide bomber in Afghanistan tripped and fell down a flight of stairs on the way to "work" with obvious results.

This what is known as a happy accident.

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

Outrage Football

The US military handed out footballs festooned with flags of all nations to Afghan children as goodwill gift and received heartfelt thanks in return. No, actually the kids' elders were (all together now) outraged because one of the flags in question was the Saudi Arabian flag, which has the ward "Allah" written on it.

Did the elders take the footballs away from the kids and put them in a place of veneration and leave it at that? Was the "outrage" aimed at the Saudis for the presumption and poor foresight of putting a supposedly inviolable holy word on a flag, given that flags tend to end up on footballs and other things that get kicked, thumped, bashed, sloshed and shot depending on circumstances? Of course not. It was focused like a gun sight at those wicked Americans for distributing something that they almost certainly did not manufacture themselves and was intended to be used in a way that no one who has a sense of proportion and was not constantly looking for a new grievance would regard as unreasonable. After all, the Union Jack, to give one example, has not one but four Christian crosses on it and no one howls sacrilege when a pair of Reeboks gets scuffed.


This is one of those situations where a strong "get a life" statement is the only one appropriate. For propaganda reasons the Pentagon can't do it, so let's leave it to the more general observations of Pat Condell via Theo Spark.

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

But Don't Tell Anyone

From the Times:
Secret plan to send Harry to fight Taliban
At least, it was secret.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Daily Quagmire

Reporter Daniele Mastrogiacomo of Italy's La Repubblica newspaper has been freed by the Taliban after suffering a fortnight's captivity.

We are relieved to hear that Signor Mastrogiacomo has reached safety and we hope that his ordeal will have no long-term effects, but this episode clearly demonstrates that it is no longer acceptable to put our brave journalist men and women at such risks. Year after pointless year, the news services keep sending reporters to Afghanistan and Iraq where they hazard life and limb, yet these wars continue to go on and on despite their best efforts.

It is time for this folly to end.

We call on the news services to bring our children home and stop this senseless coverage. We say, no blood for news print.

We support the reporters!

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