Father Brown, Call Your Service

Headline from KOMOnews.com:

'Brain fingerprinting' could be breakthrough in law enforcement

I don't know what's worse; the continuance of a superstition that G K Chesterton put paid to decades ago or the prospect of a load of ink-stained brains.

The Loophole

A prominent gun control advocate in Britain is stabbed to death by her grandson.

When the tragic meets the ironic by way of the obvious.

Raffles, Call Your Service

It was the perfect crime, except for that one little flaw.

A Modest Proposal

An army of young criminals is rampaging across Britain in an endless campaign of destruction, theft, rape and murder. Do you:

1. Build more prisons to house the villains and order the police to drop the PC paperwork and round them up so that the courts can mete out ordinate punishment.
2. Feed the little Visigoths fish oil.

If you chose 2, congratulations! You are now the Home Secretary.

Million Dollar Mistake.

A complete twit walked into a Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania convenience store and asked them to break a forged million dollar bill for him.

He became rather stroppy when the clerks offered him a $500,000 and two $250,000 bills in change.

Headline of the Day

From the Arizona Republic:

NASA gunmen got poor job review

You think?