One Of Those Days

Okay, we're ashore, we're safe, the sharks didn't get us and... Oh, crap.

Elementary

New York Times headline:

The Giant Rat of Sumatra, Alive and Well

Doctor Watson was unavailable for comment.

Reality Check

The Jihadists are just a load of cranks egged on by desperation and the evils of Western foreign policy and they have no real ambitions of their own.

Right. And I'm the Queen of the May.

Update: When I came across this video I thought it was a slightly hysterical anti-Jihadist compilation video of the sort I take with a large grain of salt.

Then I discovered that it's an advert for the Khilafah Conference International 2007 in Indonesia.

These people are not joking. It's like switching on one of the first televisions and discovering a live feed from the Nuremberg rally.