Phase IV

From Engadget:

Houston being overrun by electronics-killing ants

Great. And my hosting servers are in Dallas. To quote Basil Fawlty: Thank you, God. Thank you so bloody much.

A Cunning Plan

A man in Texas was caught trying to cash a forged cheque for $360 billion.

Amazingly, the bank teller was suspicious almost immediately.

Armadillo Ranch

There is a joke struggling mightily to get out of here.