Roald Dahl, Call Your Service

From The Telegraph:

'Willy Wonka' faces closure threat from Chavez

Oompa Loompas writing appropriate lyrics for when Mr. Chavez is savaged by a taffy pulling machine.

Dictatorship Plain & Simple

I am shocked, shocked that Hugo Chavez has made himself president for life.

One Day in Venezuela

"I am shocked, shocked that Chavez seized control of the media."

The Ouija Board Was Unavaliable

Hugo Chavez spoke on the phone with "Fidel Castro" the other day.

The long distance charges from Hell must have been staggering.