Prof. Quatermass, Call Your Service

The bad news, Wales is being invaded by carnivorous albino slugs.

The good news, they're only five inches long.

For now.

St. David's Day

This wasn't sung at Rorke's Drift, but it damn well should have been.

Happy St. David's Day from Ephemeral Isle.

Aged Clam

Scientists in Bangor, Wales claim to have discovered a clam over 400 years old.

This is not surprising, as I am positive I've been served clams that old in a restaurant in Eastbourne back in '92.

This Just In

Wales: Not at all well.