Or
at least an aubergine that's taken a few night classes. Not
every ET that crash lands on Earth is a cute/ugly little critter
wanting to phone home. He may be an implacable, literally
bloodthirsty vegetable monster who isn't going to let a little thing
like crashing at the North Pole keep him from growing an army of
like-minded aliens and turning us all into compost. And if
you happen to be trapped in an Arctic research station with him, I
wouldn't recommend engaging him in any impromptu discussions about the
mysteries of the Universe unless you want to get clocked with a two by
four.
Probably
the wisest policy is to hunt down your copy of Delia Smith's Ten
Minute Recipes for Roasting, Boiling, Frying, Sautéing, and Steaming
Homicidal Vegetable Monsters From Beyond (£19.99).
I recommend the Monstre d'Espace Extra-atmosphérique
ala Arness. It has just a hint of cinnamon and is an
excellent side dish with chicken or fish.
Or
at least an aubergine that's taken a few night classes. Not
every ET that crash lands on Earth is a cute/ugly little critter
wanting to phone home. He may be an implacable, literally
bloodthirsty vegetable monster who isn't going to let a little thing
like crashing at the North Pole keep him from growing an army of
like-minded aliens and turning us all into compost. And if
you happen to be trapped in an Arctic research station with him, I
wouldn't recommend engaging him in any impromptu discussions about the
mysteries of the Universe unless you want to get clocked with a two by
four.
Probably
the wisest policy is to hunt down your copy of Delia Smith's Ten
Minute Recipes for Roasting, Boiling, Frying, Sautéing, and Steaming
Homicidal Vegetable Monsters From Beyond (£19.99).