Now this is more like it. Hello, Future!
Okay, it has that aggravating Modern style and there is still about as
much privacy as a fish bowl, but look at the goodies.
wall-mounted flat screen TV, an automatic kitchen to crank out the
burgers, a washing machine that folds and neatly stacks your clothes,
two-way videophones, and a sliding roof to reveal the obligatory home
Unfortunately, granddad is running about in
as ghastly a pair shorts
as ever encased human legs, so let's forget the whole thing.