So what do people do on the Moon all day?  Mining mostly.   It's generally the surface variety, but some entrepreneurs are a bit more innovative.,  Here we see the main villain's flunky explaining his plan to illegally crash an asteroid composed of pure sapphire on the Moon where the villain will then slap his hands on his cheeks and say, "Stuff me with paprika and call me a bowl of borscht, but a fabulously valuable asteroid has just landed on my mining claim all on it's Todd.  Land's sakes, but that's a bit of luck."

Or words to that effect.