Remember those carillons you used to make as a kid
by filling up bottles or glasses with water at different levels to
sound different notes when you hit them with a teaspoon?
Remember how you gave your family a "concert" and your parents strove
mightily to maintain a look of approval rather than disbelief as you
clanked your way through "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" or worse,
"Stairway to Heaven"? Of course you do. Some scars
Thanks to the wonder of electricity you
can now relive those happy memories of butt-clenching awkwardness with
the electric carillon. Instead of whacking the bottles with a
teaspoon you can build an elaborate framework for the bottles with
little battery-powered electric hammers that do the whacking for you
with the press of a switch.
Show the world that you're not just into public
embarrassment, but anal-retentive electric public embarrassment!