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And you thought the
French were a pain.
The Robodelegate 2000 is
a major advance in the field of international diplomacy.
Programmed to vote "non" at a microsecond's notice, the Robodelegate
2000 can table 50,000 amendments per minute, labour the most
irrelevant points with complete precision, and expand bureaucracies at
a rate that will double the size and triple the budget of even the
largest department within six months. Equipped with Kwik-grip
bribe gatherers and variable reception audio pickups that
automatically go deaf at the first accusation of waste or corruption,
the Robodelegate 2000 gives excellent mileage on an exclusive fuel of
smoked salmon, canapés, and champagne.
Order now
and we will include our Hippo-Krit software. Now your
Robodelegate will be able to hurl the most baseless accusations at
other nations in the face of even greater abuses by your own
government without so much as cracking a smile.
All orders to be paid for in euros
only.
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