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Every genre has its supporting cast and Future Past had its as well.
Just as the Western had Red Indians, mad scientists had hunchbacks,
fairy stories had, well, fairies, and Tolkien had Hobbits, the future
had robots. They were that essential bit of the cast that
immediately told you "Ah ha! We're in the future! You
can't get those at Woolies!" Robots were the mechanical
Jeeves'
that stood at your elbow and knew instinctively whether you wanted
Scotch or Irish Whiskey. They were the villains ever ready to
revolt against their creators. They were the faithful
dogs ever by your side. They were the deus ex machina
of the plot waiting to happen, and by the time the second Star
Trek series came about they were deus ex machinaing all over
the place.
Mechanical
men, automata, golems, homunculi; these have been a part of history
and folklore since the days of the ancient Greeks when Hephaestus
built a pair of golden maidens to help him get about his workshop.
There were dolls that could draw or write. There was a famous
machine in the shape of a Turk that supposedly played chess. In
literature there were machine men from the pen of Ambrose Bierce and
on the silver screen Harry Houdini was battling a mechanical villain
in 1913. But these were usually little more than toys,
curiosities, or stage dressing.
Many
writers place the origins of the modern robot with Mary Shelley's
Frankenstein. I've never quite seen that myself, unless it
has something to do with whole Creator and Created relationship
thing. Even then, what with all the fallings out between
Frankenstein and his monster, the villagers with pitchforks, and the
yelling, and the hurting , and the biting, I see it more as an
allegory of parenthood. Besides, the monster in the story isn't
a machine, but a thing of flesh and blood clobbered out of dead bodies
and scooched into life with a few million volts of electricity.
It's harder than it looks, believe me. When I was in medical
school we were offered an instant degree if we could manage it.
A
more apt starting point for the modern robot is probably the Jewish
folktale of the Golem. This was a sad creature that was enslaved
by the One Ring and... Hang on. Wrong story. Damn these
homonyms!
Anyway, the Golem
was a creature sculpted out of clay sometime before the 16th
century and brought to life by rabbi Judah Löw ben Bezulel of Prague
to protect the Jews of the city from their persecutors. This
creature was much more robotic than Frankenstein's monster. The
Golem was not only made out of inorganic clay, but it was also literal
minded and one had to be very careful what instructions one gave to
it, otherwise it would do things like putting on its shoes and socks
in that order.
Today,
the robot is one of those predictions that has come to pass, but only
in that "Well, sort of" kind of way. We have thousands of robots
in our factories turning out everything from cars to electrical tooth
flossers. Japan is positively stinking with them (robots, not
tooth flossers). Not to mention all the mechakaiju giant robots
that stomp Tokyo periodically, if Japanese cinema is anything to go
by.
But these robots aren't what we had in mind. The robots of today
are all basically descendants of Unimate; the one-armed industrial
robot of the '60s. They're programmable machines that carry out
a specific sequence of tasks time after time without error or
deviation. For example, a
robotic
palletizer in the packaging industry. They're incredible machines and the latest models
incorporate a remarkable range of sensors and artificial intelligence
software, but to the uninitiated they look very little different from
the other factory machines that surround them. Not like this
illustration of a factory humming with anthropomorphic workers busily
handling lathes and stamping mills.
Not
that robots of the future were supposed to be just serving drinks and
building Twonkies. They had grimmer duties when their fleshy
masters thrust blasters into their metal hands and sent them off to
war.
Take this lot, for
example, from The Defenders by Phillip K. Dick. In this
story, the Earth has been devastated by decades of atomic war and the
human race lives in huge underground bunkers while their robot
soldiers battle it out on the surface. Turns out that the robots
just waited until the last human hit the bunkers and then the lot of
them downed rifles, kicked back, and whipped up a batch of daiquiris
with no one the wiser.
To coin a phrase, ten
out of ten for style.
One of the strangest
things that I discovered as I researched this section is that it is
rather different than other aspects of Future Past. When it came
to spaceships, aeroplanes, cars, and so forth, there was no end to
speculative designs. It was easy to find Robert Goddard's
spaceship design, an idea for an aeroplane with circular wings, or
atomic-powered tanks, but robots were surprisingly thin on the ground,
which is remarkable when you consider how ubiquitous they were
supposed to be in the future landscape. Why so few blueprints or
even projected views of what the mechanical man of tomorrow would look
like? There were some, as we'll see, but nothing like the
torrent of Moon landers and atomic pens. Given how so many
vastly underestimated the problems of actually building a robot, it's
hard to say if this dearth is due to having too little to go on or
overweening confidence that metal men would come tumbling off the
shelves any day now.
Whatever the reason,
we still developed a very clear idea of what robots would be like in
the 21st century, but in this case the source was largely
that of pulp fiction and Hollywood rather than visionaries of the
engineering world. Perhaps nature abhors even a speculative
vacuum.