Crystallis! Jewel of Io!
Mind you, it's a bit like stoneopolis or concreteburg, or Nether Wallop... Oh, wait. that's real. I have to admit that it is a beautiful piece of art deco, but I can't help thinking that the inhabitants might be hurrying out of the way before Fred and Ginger show up for their number.
The people of Io have been voted to most adorable little critters in the system for the tenth year running. Come on, you really do want to take one home for the kids, don't you? Don't you?
They also have a remarkable sense of fashion. See the way the one on the right is looking askance at the Earthman's inability to co-