Tales of Future Past v2

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Man from Mercury

Life on Other Worlds > Life on the Planets

Is it just me, or does the Man from Mercury seem to be just humouring this guy?  "From the third planet from the sun? Of course you are!" Paul claims that only insect life can survive on Mercury; which explains the roaches in my convection oven.  Frankly, this lot look more like lobsters with ears.

You'll be seeing a lot of our spaceman friend here. He's on a package tour of the Solar System and set a record for being overcharged by every hotel on every planet he visited.

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